If the ghosts of Marie-Antoinette and Gianni Versace ever needed to host a post-mortem retreat together, they would definitely settle for this place.
This is where you want to dine on a moody, rainy evening! Also: coolest striped staircase in the history of cool striped staircases.
Black infinity pool: check. Extra soft sunbeds: check. Possibility to spot a donkey: check.